
Halloween Props and Decorations
Yay! No More Kale! Tombstone
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Celebrate the joys of the afterlife with this Yay! No More Kale! Tombstone Decoration! The hilarious prop is shaped like an old-fashioned tombstone and has a…
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Description
Celebrate the joys of the afterlife with this Yay! No More Kale! Tombstone Decoration! The hilarious prop is shaped like an old-fashioned tombstone and has a kale graphic on the front.
Features:
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Funny Modern Epitaph: “Yay! No More Kale” inscription adds a lighthearted touch to your spooky décor.
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Realistic Stone Look: Made from lightweight molded material with a weathered finish for an authentic tombstone effect.
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Easy to Display: Freestanding or can be staked into your yard or garden.
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Durable & Reusable: Designed for both indoor and outdoor Halloween displays.
Perfect For: Halloween parties, haunted yards, or anyone who loves mixing humor with horror.
Size: 21in x 14in foam board
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